So you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning and you’ve decided to use everyday objects as your muse instead of natural landscapes. We got you, and just as a bonus, we will throw in some bad puns, because we know its gonna go well, just like cowboys and painters- they both draw fast.
Drawing clocks can be very time-consuming.
If anyone ever disturbs you while you’re art jamming, tell them to sit their butt-on and paint.
Take a shot, you might just end up framing that artwork on the wall.
For the gents, this is a perfect opportunity to paint your car or your dream car. Just don’t get too exhausted completing it.
If I had a nickle for every bad pun…that was way too easy. How about this- your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change. Ba-dum-tss. Never knew you can be inspired by coins do you?
Here’s an idea – paint the whole of next year’s calendar down on a t-shirt, wear it and tell everyone that your days are numbered.
It's never too Latte to espresso how much coffee beans to you.
For the bookworm. What is the most boring dinosaur to have ever lived? A thesaurus.
Hot Dog puns are the wurst.
What do you call the security guards who guards the Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy!
For all the gamers. I once asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
He said Wii.
Perfect for christmas themed paintings. Did I mention about that time when I fell asleep by the fireplace? I slept like a log!
I once Googled, “how to start a wildfire”.
I got 50,000 matches.
The pencil turned over to the pen and said: you are INKcredible!
I once threw my watch out of the window so that time could fly.
A blunt fork wanted to be a painter. Its friend, a knife told him, “this is pointless. You won’t make the cut“